Let’s say you run for President; fourth gif with words is your campaign motto
tiffari :
lil-miss-banana :
acciomemory :
hogwartians :
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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VIDEO cassjaytuck :
HOW TO READ A BOOK
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fuckbees :
#I’m making coffee, John likes coffee. #Then I’m going to put some hallucinogenic sugar in it so we can be best friends again.
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Parents: Here's a list of reasons why you're not meeting my standardsMe: Okay...boys: Here are all the reasons I don't want youMe: Okay...Random people at school: Here's all the reasons we laugh at youMe: Okay...Everyone: Why is your self-esteem so low? Jeez. It's annoying. Stop complaining.Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Okay...
sbyrdistheword :
GPOY
I ACTUALLY FINALLY KNOW THE CONTEXT FOR THIS GIF. IT MAKES IT HURT EVEN MORE. THE FUCKING PAIN.
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How commercials interpret girls’ periods
how they really are
(Source: bunnybum-chan , via penworthy )
When you're on your period...
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why